So today I was in my local hardware store because my mum needed to pick up something after we had gone out to eat.
When we got in there it took me all of 5 seconds to notice the music choice the store had.
They were playing classical music.
And I just stood there wondering why a hardware store was playing classical music of all things.
Maybe they wanted to come off as classy?
Maybe someone lost a bet?
And then I couldn’t help but think of some guy coming in like
“AH YES MY GOOD SIR, I WOULD LIKE TO PURCHASE A CHAINSAW ON THIS FINE DAY I’M SO GLAD SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS MY NEED FOR FINE MUSIC AND HEAVY MACHINERY.”